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( Oct. 20th, 2030 07:08 pm)
UNDER CONSTRUCTION.

Deleted until I can re-code everything for DW.


Title: i saw a spark, but it was dark


Summary: "When I told Dad I was scared of the thing in my closet, he gave me a .45." What if Azazel got to Sam when he was a bit younger?


Pairing: none, I wrote gen! What is this fuckery? But you can consider it pre-Sam/Dean if that makes your slasher heart happy; if I keep writing in this 'verse I'll more than likely get there eventually.


Rating: PG-13 for language, creep factor


Word Count: dunno, VERY SHORT.


Disclaimer: Fake like a three-dollar bill, yo.


Author's Notes: Ideas shamelessly ganked from Gnarls Barkley's 'The Boogie Monster' and 'Storm Coming.' Both can be found on St. Elsewhere, which I highly recommend. Title from 'Necromancing,' same album. This is basically just me proving that I AM NOT DEAD AND I AM WRITING, LOOK LOOK SEE?


i got a monster in my closet, someone's underneath my bed... )

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( Jul. 11th, 2009 06:50 pm)


Title: not waving, but drowning


Chapter Two


Summary: When House asks Cameron why she likes him, in the S1 episode Role Model, she tells him the truth, and House learns there are worse things than being physically damaged. House/Cameron. Dark. I say again, DARK. Here be monsters.


Rating: this is so very NC-17. Seriously. Once I really get down to business, it's gonna be like NC-35. Read the warnings, try to keep an open mind, and don't flame me cuz I use flames to make s'mores. Just sayin'.


Spoilers: Oh, Christ, this bears no resemblance to canon. If you've seen Season One, and you know that House's dad was an asshole, you're good.


Disclaimer: Copyright infringement causes cancer. Or something else bad. Apocalypse. Aphids on your roses, IDK, because it's wrong and blah blah whatevs, fake like Laurie's American accent, never happened.


Story Warnings: *rubs hands together with malicious glee* Angst. Filthy-hot semi-public sex. Detox. Mentions of child abuse and underage rape. Grief. Revenge. Abuse of prescription meds and use of illegal drugs. Murder (not a canon character death). Emotionally unhealthy coping techniques. BDSM. Mental illness. Stacy (yes, I feel writers should warn for Stacy). Also, for anyone who has read Thistles or Awful Nice, this is not even in the same solar system as those stories. Once again. THIS IS NOT THE SEQUEL TO AWFUL NICE. If you're not comfortable with any of the above, get out! Get out while you still can! Then just be patient and keep an eye out for From Here To Paternity, which I promise will continue to be cotton candy and puppies. And unicorns.


Reviews: Are like yummy candy. But you should be warned that even though I answer ALL reviews eventually, it takes me a while. It is not outside the realm of possibility that you would get a response in your inbox to a comment you left three months ago.


Author's Notes: This is for the Anonymouse who commented on Chapter One today, wanting to know WHERE IS THE MOAR? I, coming out of my BigBang-daze, saw the comment and went O HAI THAR OTP! I completely forgot that I had posted the first chap and left you all hanging. So, here's some more fucked-up angsty fic. Happy day ending in Y, I guess.


P.S. I promise everything will be all right in the end. If it's not all right, it's not the end.


Previous Parts: ::One::


I will warp your fragile little mind. Last chance to escape unscathed. )

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( Jul. 7th, 2009 02:09 pm)

banner by [livejournal.com profile] bloodquartz


Title: Imprint


Summary: In a world where love at first sight is a documented scientific phenomenon, and potentially lethal, Jared and Jensen still meet for the first time when they've both been chosen for Supernatural; things just go a little differently after that.


Pairing: J2


Rating: R, that's right, no porn in this one, guys! *hides from flist*


Disclaimer: Like, seriously? This is 5000000% made up. I promise.


Warnings: Mentions of childhood sexual abuse. It takes place prior to the fic and there are no flashbacks or graphic description.


Author's Notes and Thank Yous: This is kind of a Frankenstein mishmash of imprinting from the Twilight series, and real actual love at first sight, and, like, fantasy romance novel soul mate bonds. Plus some medical-type stuff. Also, I am aware that my updates for the Near You Always 'verse are a billion years overdue. Sorry. It's just that you go on a little hiatus and all of a sudden you are no longer writing fiction. WTF! Extended notes on this 'verse and the insanity that is my brain can be found in the Special Features I will put up sometime this week. Beta by [livejournal.com profile] vindictive87, who was with me from the very beginning of this monster, and with thanks to my BFF extraordinaire comma Esquire, the Muse, who gave this a last look-see when [livejournal.com profile] vindictive87 wasn't able to get the final draft beta'd and back to me in time. Also, hugs and chocolate to my flisty darling [livejournal.com profile] justthismorning, who made my mock-Wikipedia article on Imprinting look like an actual Wikipedia article (the girl's got skills!) and [livejournal.com profile] bloodquartz, who made my gorgeous banner, as well as a ton of other beautiful art that I will probably spend the rest of the week drooling over.


Art: The gorgeous art from [livejournal.com profile] bloodquartz is over here. Go look at it and tell her how awesome it is!


::One::Two::Three::Art::


Imprinting on Wikipedia

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( Jul. 7th, 2009 02:00 pm)
Part One )
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( Jul. 7th, 2009 01:57 pm)
Part Two )
mass_hipgnosis: (sexalecki)
( Jul. 7th, 2009 01:45 pm)
Part Three )
Title: In The Pink

Summary: Joe wakes up with no memory. And then there's porn.

Rating: NC-17

Fandom: Jonas Brothers

Word Count: ~2400

Disclaimer: I am a lying liar who lies.

Warnings: underage m/m incest, sudden onset retrograde amnesia, possible consent issues arising from same.

Author's Notes: Written for the 4th Annual Crack!Fic Challenge over at [livejournal.com profile] boyfriends_fic: amnesia!crack for [livejournal.com profile] misskittye, who is not, as she claims, lame, but in fact new and exciting kinds of awesome for gifting me with this bunny. And as soon as I complained to her about the porn thwarting me, it practically WROTE ITSELF.

Nick wakes up to Joe staring at him. Which makes it a day ending in 'y.' )

Title: not waving, but drowning


Chapter One


Summary: When House asks Cameron why she likes him, in the S1 episode Role Model, she tells him the truth, and House learns there are worse things than being physically damaged. House/Cameron. Dark. I say again, DARK. Here be monsters.


Rating: this is so very NC-17. Seriously. Once I really get down to business, it's gonna be like NC-35. Read the warnings, try to keep an open mind, and don't flame me cuz I use flames to make s'mores. Just sayin'.


Spoilers: Oh, Christ, this bears no resemblance to canon. If you've seen Season One, and you know that House's dad was an asshole, you're good.


Disclaimer: They will never be mine. Because this is what I'd do to them. And Shore knows it. And he's frightened. "Hi, David!" *waves*


Story Warnings: *rubs hands together with malicious glee* Angst. Filthy-hot semi-public sex. Detox. Mentions of child abuse and underage rape. Grief. Revenge. Abuse of prescription meds and use of illegal drugs. Murder (not a canon character death). Emotionally unhealthy coping techniques. BDSM. Mental illness. Stacy (yes, I feel writers should warn for Stacy). Also, for anyone who has read Thistles or Awful Nice, this is not even in the same solar system as those stories. Once again. THIS IS NOT THE SEQUEL TO AWFUL NICE. If you're not comfortable with any of the above, get out! Get out while you still can! Then just be patient and keep an eye out for From Here To Paternity, which I promise will continue to be cotton candy and puppies. And unicorns.


Reviews: Are like yummy candy. But you should be warned that even though I answer ALL reviews eventually, it takes me a while. It is not outside the realm of possibility that you would get a response in your inbox to a comment you left three months ago.


Author's Notes: Aaaangst, how I've missed you! Let's never fight again! *clings* Oh, and the title is from a poem by Stevie Smith.


P.S. I promise everything will be all right in the end. If it's not all right, it's not the end.


I was much further out than you thought, and not waving, but drowning... )

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