LJ went buh-bye. I was finally feeling better (I’ve been sick as eight dogs) and I went to the internet and there was no internet! (well, the important part of the internet was gone.) I had no new fic to read and I didn't feel like working on my own. *pouts*
Anyway, while I was sick I had some ideas (for which I blame the fever). For some fic of the highly implausible AU kind. Ah, crackfic, how do I love thee, let me count the ways! Anyway, in no particular order, our nominees...
In the J2 category:
Jared and Jensen’s relationship from Harley and/or Sadie’s point of view.
The Picture of Dorian Grey horribly ripped off and redone (Oscar Wilde would roll over in his grave!) for Jared and Jensen. Well, sort of. The part where the protagonist (Jensen) is hauntingly beautiful and a freaky painting makes him immortal, yes. The part where he kills people, not so much.
Turning the insane Jared!muse wrongness of will you bite the hand that feeds? will you chew until it bleeds? into a ‘verse. The Closer ‘verse, to be exact. Where it would have angst and possibly even something resembling a plot. But really, mostly just porn.
Jensen as a physical therapist; Jared as an actor and his patient. Chris Kane sets them up, hilarity and porn ensue. I know you are looking all quizzical now. The part that makes it crack!fic? Jared has Chihuahuas named Peeka and Boo.
In the Wincest category:
Further installments in the Sam’s Sexual Fantasies Mental Multiplex subseries from the Vegas ‘verse. Possible entries include Dean A La Mode, Hot Vampire Dean, and Hot Mechanic Dean.
A Sam/Dean songfic series based on Zeppelin albums, using each song as inspiration/a chapter prompt and going through the albums in order.
An insane crossover fic with lots of bad puns, wherein it turns out that John Winchester’s father is Dr. Charles Emerson Winchester III (from the TV series M*A*S*H) and when John is badly injured on a hunting trip, the boys spend a year living in Boston with their grandfather, who doesn’t believe in the paranormal, and catches Sam and Dean in flagrante delicto.
In the Roswell, or ‘Polar’ category:
Animal crack!fic in which the characters are all housecats.
Amnesia!fic where one of the pod squad doesn’t remember they’re an alien (or in which Liz doesn’t remember that she has powers).
Classic drunken mistake fic, in which Liz and Michael get married in Vegas by accident (even though they’re underage according to Nevada law) and must stay married for some highly implausible reason.
So would anyone, like, read any of those? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
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Moving on. Here’s the quote of the day:
Is an art, like everything else.
I do it exceptionally well.
I do it so it feels like hell.
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One last thing. The Muse is taking me for a last hurrah this weekend, before my LOA is officially over and I have to continue my indentured servitude in hell (can you tell I *don't* love my job?). So I'll be writing a lot less (or possibly more-if we are stunningly unbusy I fully intend to do non-work-related stuff on my work computer, such as posting on LJ. What are they gonna do, fire me? *gigglesnort* I WISH! Besides, they have to catch me first). My recovery from the last hurrah may also delay new posts. Muse is dragging me to a rave. Possibly outdoors. With radioactive pteradactyl skeeters, drunken people falling into the lake, high people who think they ARE a lake, ear-splitting tooth-rattling loud electronic music, egomaniacal DJ's, overpriced water and no bathrooms.
It's going to be hellacious fun! :D