“Going to church does not make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.”

-Lawrence J. Peters
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( Aug. 16th, 2007 06:31 pm)
I posted. That makes me happy in the pants.

Here. Have a quote of the day.

I think I'm losing my grip, but I can still make a fist; I still got my one good arm that I can beat myself up with...
-Trent Reznor

...aaaand I'm spent! *lights a cigarette*
LJ went buh-bye.  I was finally feeling better (I’ve been sick as eight dogs) and I went to the internet and there was no internet!  (well, the important part of the internet was gone.)  I had no new fic to read and I didn't feel like working on my own.  *pouts*

Anyway, while I was sick I had some ideas (for which I blame the fever).  For some fic of the highly implausible AU kind.  Ah, crackfic, how do I love thee, let me count the ways!  Anyway, in no particular order, our nominees...

In the J2 category:

Jared and Jensen’s relationship from Harley and/or Sadie’s point of view.

The Picture of Dorian Grey horribly ripped off and redone (Oscar Wilde would roll over in his grave!) for Jared and Jensen.  Well, sort of.  The part where the protagonist (Jensen) is hauntingly beautiful and a freaky painting makes him immortal, yes.  The part where he kills people, not so much.

Turning the insane Jared!muse wrongness of will you bite the hand that feeds?  will you chew until it bleeds?  into a ‘verse.  The Closer ‘verse, to be exact.  Where it would have angst and possibly even something resembling a plot.  But really, mostly just porn.

Jensen as a physical therapist; Jared as an actor and his patient.  Chris Kane sets them up, hilarity and porn ensue.  I know you are looking all quizzical now.  The part that makes it crack!fic?  Jared has Chihuahuas named Peeka and Boo.

In the Wincest category:

Further installments in the Sam’s Sexual Fantasies Mental Multiplex subseries from the Vegas ‘verse.  Possible entries include Dean A La Mode, Hot Vampire Dean, and Hot Mechanic Dean.

A Sam/Dean songfic series based on Zeppelin albums, using each song as inspiration/a chapter prompt and going through the albums in order.

An insane crossover fic with lots of bad puns, wherein it turns out that John Winchester’s father is Dr. Charles Emerson Winchester III (from the TV series M*A*S*H) and when John is badly injured on a hunting trip, the boys spend a year living in Boston with their grandfather, who doesn’t believe in the paranormal, and catches Sam and Dean in flagrante delicto.

In the Roswell, or ‘Polar’ category:

Animal crack!fic in which the characters are all housecats.

Amnesia!fic where one of the pod squad doesn’t remember they’re an alien (or in which Liz doesn’t remember that she has powers).

Classic drunken mistake fic, in which Liz and Michael get married in Vegas by accident (even though they’re underage according to Nevada law) and must stay married for some highly implausible reason.

So would anyone, like, read any of those?  Anyone?  Anyone?  Bueller?

* * *

Moving on.  Here’s the quote of the day:

Is an art, like everything else.
I do it exceptionally well.
I do it so it feels like hell.

-Sylvia Plath

* * *

One last thing.  The Muse is taking me for a last hurrah this weekend, before my LOA is officially over and I have to continue my indentured servitude in hell (can you tell I *don't* love my job?).  So I'll be writing a lot less (or possibly more-if we are stunningly unbusy I fully intend to do non-work-related stuff on my work computer, such as posting on LJ.  What are they gonna do, fire me?  *gigglesnort*  I WISH!  Besides, they have to catch me first).  My recovery from the last hurrah may also delay new posts.  Muse is dragging me to a rave.  Possibly outdoors.  With radioactive pteradactyl skeeters, drunken people falling into the lake, high people who think they ARE a lake, ear-splitting tooth-rattling loud electronic music, egomaniacal DJ's, overpriced water and no bathrooms.
It's going to be hellacious fun!  :D
so, it started like this.

I took a leave-of-abscence from my job, because they were making me insane in the head a little bit. I thought I would quit smoking, get in shape, relax, visit my family, get lots of writing done.

did that. but not like I thought I would.

There was also skinny-dipping, and getting extremely drunk and stoned with my mother, and my dog had puppies, and I almost had an affair with my MARRIED ex, and I have a million-and-a-half ideas on the go and not enough time to finish them all, and the J2 fandom ATE MY BRAIN and yeh.

and then last night I was posessed by the dominant!Jared muse, and I wrote dark porn until ridiculously late and then had a cigarette.

I hadn't had one since MARCH.

*hangs head in shame*

okay then. methinks it's time I went back to work.

Cause I love you guys, here's the quote of the day

"The heart has reasons that reason knows not of."

and now have some links so you know why I have been neglecting my fic, because these ladies are awesome with a side of fries and YOU MUST READ THEM!

do eeeet. you know you wanna.

cherryscott's Damaged 'verse (JP/DW suspend your disbelief from the ceiling and read it. bitch.)


keepaofthecheez(lindsay)'s there's a piece of a puzzle known as life (JP/JA AU)


missbegonia's What a Good Boy (JP/JA AU)

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( Jun. 21st, 2007 01:27 pm)
Forgot the quote of the day.

I've seen a lot of people walking around with tombstones in their eyes...
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( Jun. 18th, 2007 03:40 pm)
Ok, that took way longer than it should have.  But I'm done.  Now I can crosspost and work on new fic and dance! dance the night away!  Sorry.  I don't know where that came from.

So here's my quote of the day:

The parting will eat them up-misery will gnaw them, bones and all.
-Boris Pasternak

Cheery, huh?  But that is an angsty Sam/Dean quote if I ever saw one.
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( Jun. 14th, 2007 02:10 pm)
Erm, yeah. I have been neglecting this in favor of reading OTHER people's fic, which I really shouldn't have done. Too late now, of course. But I have promised myself that today I will finish moving my fic over AND try to get some actual writing done, in favor of just fic-binging. We'll see how it goes.

And here's the quote of the day, what I am emphatically not doing even though I would really, really like to:

Today I'll sit still. I'll be the sky inside my eyes, the maze of my ribs, the echo of my heart. I'll let my bones sink like pebbles in a pond.
-Ernesto Trejo
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( Jun. 11th, 2007 06:23 pm)
Dragging all my scattered fic to my LJ, now that I've figured out the format a little bit...I am more than somewhat internet challenged but if I am nice to my ex-boyfriend maybe he will do a redesign.  It could happen.  But, yeah.  Right now I write fanfiction for Supernatural and Roswell, and I have several series to finish before I can go off on a tangent with other shows or original fic, but it will happen eventually.  In the meantime, here is my anti-writer's-block inspirationalish quote of the day...

I love you as certain wicked things are to be loved, in secret-between the shadow and the soul.


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