....so I will put it out into the ether before I freak and delete it, or something. I don't know! /o\ I think this is related to the last D/s pornlet, but my fingers didn't consult me before they started writing this. This is not a proper fic, and therefore does not get a header, but blah blah NC-17 blah blah disclaimer-cakes.

start bending me (until i'm completely broken) )
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( Feb. 11th, 2010 06:07 pm)
Was hanging out with the Muse's little sister the other day...let's call her 'Blonde,' since she is. NEway, was tutoring Blonde in math, and when we were done with that she went on my laptop since she is, I believe, physically addicted to Facebook. And she was showing me different photo galleries of her friends and stuff, and one of the new ones was from a guy she knows. The pics were of him and his, at first I thought, BF, and there was shirtless cuddling and neck-kissing and making out, all from the classic one-handed self-photo angle. Emo-bangs pretty boys macking on each other? Hawt. She was going for the euwww reaction, to which I said, "Homophobia is lame, sweetie," and she was all, "No, that's not why it's gross!" since they are both IN HER CLASS and they are FRATERNAL TWINS. IDK why a teenager would post pictures like that ON FB for people to, like, see? I mean, it was flocked, but still. IDK why, I'm just thankful. RL brother-boyfriends, kinky.

...why do I feel like more of a perv for thinking that than for SLASHING THE JONAS BROTHERS?
SOMEONE CALL THE UN, GODDAMIT!

Bandom/Men In Black fusion fic. Spencer is LVPD. He sees something he shouldn't and his old BFF Ryan who MYSTERIOUSLY VANISHED after high school shows up in a dark suit and RECRUITS HIM. Brendon is an intergalactic political refugee hiding on Earth who excuses his weirdness as being MORMON, and Spencer and Ryan have to FIND HIM and hand him over to the enemies that took over his planet because they are threatening to destroy the Earth. Only Spencer FALLS IN LOVE and REFUSES and there is an EPIC BATTLE. BOB BRYAR AS RIP TORN'S CHARACTER.

OH GOD MY BRAIN IS INSANE. SOMEONE TALK ME OUT OF THIS.
I have just been over here writing incestuous popslash. WHAT.

[livejournal.com profile] ashavahishta has CRUELLY ABANDONED ME THE INTERNET to go to a concert but she did leave me with some lovely prompts I need to finish. Quite a few. Because I am her commentfic bitch, apparently (she won me in a prison fight wank war). SO. Here is my to-do list for today.

1. Go to Starbucks. DONE.

1b. Purchase delicious latte. DONE.

2. Finish the following ficlets:

...Or Are You Just Happy To See Me? DONE.
Hush (Don't Say A Word) WATCH THIS SPACE.
Do Sexbots Dream Of Electric Sheep?
You Are Whatever A Moon Has Always Meant DONE.
all the times i've given in (you fit me like a second skin) SIX PARTS AND COUNTING. BREVITY FAIL.
Broken English 9
broken words, never meant to be spoken 5 4! IT IS 5! *EPIC* NUMERACY FAIL.

2b. Additionally, make a further dent in this year's [livejournal.com profile] spn_j2_bigbang, A Durable Fire, and that as-yet-untitled gypsy epic I am writing for [livejournal.com profile] rei_c. ETA: ahahahaha I am foolishly optimistic.

That's doable, right? RIGHT? GUYS??!?!
Flist, I want to tell you a story. It is about HOT BROTHERS who are ALL OVER EACH OTHER 24/7. I have PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE of longing looks and giggling and serenading each other. They have private moments in public. They have clinging, neck-nuzzling hugs. They say "I love you" like 9 million times a day. ON CAMERA. They sleep in the same bed (this is canon) and stay up until 5 a.m. talking because they can't get enough of each other even though they're together all day.

This one time at band camp, the boys were doing an online broadcast, and the older brother was asked to describe the younger brother in one word. And he said, "Soft. He's got a soft heart; soft skin..." And then there was FACE PETTING. No, like. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.

THEIR LOVE IS EPIC. THIS IS A FANDOM THAT IS CRYING OUT FOR MORE INCESTUOUS SLASH. We have [livejournal.com profile] esorlehcar in this fandom, okay? I know all my SPN flisters know of the epic epicness of the Down To The End 'verse. Any fandom with her in it is like guaranteed awesome.



I know now you are all, "oh noes Jonas Brothers!" BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE MUSIC. REALLY. I DON'T. COME TO THE DARK SIDE, WE HAVE COOKIES SLASHY BROTHERS.
Title: In The Pink

Summary: Joe wakes up with no memory. And then there's porn.

Rating: NC-17

Fandom: Jonas Brothers

Word Count: ~2400

Disclaimer: I am a lying liar who lies.

Warnings: underage m/m incest, sudden onset retrograde amnesia, possible consent issues arising from same.

Author's Notes: Written for the 4th Annual Crack!Fic Challenge over at [livejournal.com profile] boyfriends_fic: amnesia!crack for [livejournal.com profile] misskittye, who is not, as she claims, lame, but in fact new and exciting kinds of awesome for gifting me with this bunny. And as soon as I complained to her about the porn thwarting me, it practically WROTE ITSELF.

Nick wakes up to Joe staring at him. Which makes it a day ending in 'y.' )
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