Yeh, ok, it's long, but it's worth it...
The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army (there really are 213, I numbered them....)
( Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with the Army in the Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very clever or very bored; but probably both, since he managed to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn't allowed to do. He collected those things into a hillarious list and posted them on the web. The site hadn't been updated in a couple of years and has since gone away; but the list is classic, so I saved it. )
The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army (there really are 213, I numbered them....)
( Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with the Army in the Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very clever or very bored; but probably both, since he managed to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn't allowed to do. He collected those things into a hillarious list and posted them on the web. The site hadn't been updated in a couple of years and has since gone away; but the list is classic, so I saved it. )