shovels and rakes and implements of destruction

Title: i saw a spark, but it was dark

Summary: "When I told Dad I was scared of the thing in my closet, he gave me a .45." What if Azazel got to Sam when he was a bit younger?

Pairing: none, I wrote gen! What is this fuckery? But you can consider it pre-Sam/Dean if that makes your slasher heart happy; if I keep writing in this 'verse I'll more than likely get there eventually.

Rating: PG-13 for language, creep factor

Word Count: dunno, VERY SHORT.

Disclaimer: Fake like a three-dollar bill, yo.

Author's Notes: Ideas shamelessly ganked from Gnarls Barkley's 'The Boogie Monster' and 'Storm Coming.' Both can be found on St. Elsewhere, which I highly recommend. Title from 'Necromancing,' same album. This is basically just me proving that I AM NOT DEAD AND I AM WRITING, LOOK LOOK SEE?

( i got a monster in my closet, someone's underneath my bed... )

Title: if you don't expect too much from me, you might not be let down

Summary: The boys take advantage of a John-free afternoon. Pre-Stanford, established relationship.

Pairing: Sam/Dean

Rating: FRAO, NC-17

Disclaimer: Everything belongs to the Muse. Just ask her. "Mine, it's all mine, everything is mine it all belongs to me! Mine."

Author's Notes: This is part of my 'Writing Playlist' series of oneshots. They're not connected in any way; they're just all inspired by songs on the playlist I listen to when I 'do a computer.' This particular one is from "Hey Jealousy" by The Gin Blossoms. Oh, and one more thing...come stalk me at my LJ. For serious.

( Could never give this up, Sammy, never give you up. )

Title: Between The Shadow And The Soul

Summary: I love you as certain wicked things are to be loved, in secret; between the shadow and the soul.

Characters: Sam, Dean

Rating: R? ish?

Warnings: 2nd person POV, incest, m/m sex, demented imagery, violence, the ripping-off of songs and quotes various, possible insanity on the part of the author, and a hint of kitchen sink.

Disclaimer: No. Not even in the Bizzaro World.

Author's Notes: This is the third part of what I swore would be a one-off (Rock Salt & Sunrise). *deep sigh* I have told the Muse to stop playing in that dusty fucked-up corner of my brain, but she's not big on the listening. Written at work while cotton-headed from dramamine, T3s, amitryptelene and taurine. The title is from a poem that I would credit if I could remember the title or the author. This fic follows Rock Salt and Sunrise and A Rain Of Ashes, but it probably won't make much sense even if you read those first.

( Sometimes you are a single unit, SamandDeanintheImpala, highway without end, amen. )

Title: Creeping Towards Eternity --Chapter One: not with a bang, but a whimper

Summary: Sometimes there is no greater good, only a lesser evil.

Characters: Sam, Dean

Rating: PG-13 for now

Disclaimer: Yeah, the thing is, I'm a lying liar who lies. Also, broke (except for a king's ransom in shoes). Don't sue unless you're size 7N.

Author's Notes: This is AU because my vampires is different from Kripke's vampires. I have incorporated various elements from S2, so spoilers up till AHBL2, just to be safe. Written to satisfy my evil!Sam kink, and because there is not enough the-boys-as-vampires fic. IMHO, anyway. The title is stolen from the lyrics of World Of Blues, by my precious squishy Duke Robillard, and T.S. Eliot, respectively. Also, there really is a place in California called Salton City, a bunch of streets and no people on the shores of a toxic salt lake. Anyone who's curious should do an image search for 'Salton Sea'-it looks like a postapocalyptic wasteland. As far as I know, no one has ever been ritualistically murdered in the area.

( Dude, are you delusional? )

Title: Five Times Jess Noticed (That Sam Wasn't Quite Normal)

Summary: Pilot wasn't the first time her boyfriend did something to make her think, Oh-kayy, that's a little weird.

Pairing: Sam/Jess, implied Sam/Dean

Rating: pg-13 *facepalm* I'm so ashamed!

Warnings: implied underage incest, implied het, schmoop, secret-keeping, gratuitous violence.

Author's Notes: My first attempt at writing for the Meme That Ate Fandom For Breakfast (AKA five things). I always thought that Jess was smart enough to know that there was a lot of stuff she didn't know, and that she loved Sam enough not to pry.

( They met at a fraternity party junior year. )