shovels and rakes and implements of destruction

This is BigBang check-in! hunters_retreat, kirusai, I'm looking in your direction! These are my totals:

Jonas BigBang 15K DUE JULY 1ST: 1037 words
J2 BigBang 20K DUE MAY 1ST: 1971 words
Bandom BigBang 20K DUE APRIL 30TH: 806 words
Merlin BigBang 20K NO DUE DATE YET: 975 words

How are you doing?

pretty, but not the brightest crayon in the box. I am trying to post to communities because I like feedback, but I don't want to have copies of my fic in several places with several sets of reviews (consolidation was the reason I moved all my fic here). And the linking thing? Yeah. Not too good at it. Quilting is more my strong suit. So this is an attempt to link back to a previous fic post. I want to make sure I'm doing it right so the community moderators don't laugh at me. Here goes nothing!
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okay, I officially, like, suck. Once more, then.
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Aaarrgghh! Third time's the charm!
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