shovels and rakes and implements of destruction

so, it started like this.

I took a leave-of-abscence from my job, because they were making me insane in the head a little bit. I thought I would quit smoking, get in shape, relax, visit my family, get lots of writing done.

did that. but not like I thought I would.

There was also skinny-dipping, and getting extremely drunk and stoned with my mother, and my dog had puppies, and I almost had an affair with my MARRIED ex, and I have a million-and-a-half ideas on the go and not enough time to finish them all, and the J2 fandom ATE MY BRAIN and yeh.

and then last night I was posessed by the dominant!Jared muse, and I wrote dark porn until ridiculously late and then had a cigarette.

I hadn't had one since MARCH.

*hangs head in shame*

okay then. methinks it's time I went back to work.

Cause I love you guys, here's the quote of the day

"The heart has reasons that reason knows not of."
-Unknown

and now have some links so you know why I have been neglecting my fic, because these ladies are awesome with a side of fries and YOU MUST READ THEM!

do eeeet. you know you wanna.

cherryscott's Damaged 'verse (JP/DW suspend your disbelief from the ceiling and read it. bitch.)

http://community.livejournal.com/thesacredmuse/854.html#cutid1

keepaofthecheez(lindsay)'s there's a piece of a puzzle known as life (JP/JA AU)

http://keepaofthecheez.livejournal.com/403249.html

missbegonia's What a Good Boy (JP/JA AU)

http://miss-begonia.livejournal.com/159019.html